I hesitated to post two Disney lists in a row, but what can I say, I have Disney on the brain lately. A few notes: I’ve included each country pavilion from Epcot as its own attraction. If the pavilion includes a movie or a ride, that is listed as a separate attraction as well. This list is relatively comprehensive; if a ride or attraction is not included, I’ve probably never ridden it. Water parks are not included, because other than wave pools and lazy rivers, I hate water parks.
Here they are, my seventy favorite attractions in Walt Disney World (with a bunch of dark, grainy, shaky YouTube videos!):
70) Stitch’s Great Escape! (Magic Kingdom)
A horrible attraction. Who would’ve guessed that putting people in a dark theater, touching them with things, spraying them with water, and spraying bad smells into the air around them would result in a negative experience?
69) Journey into Imagination with Figment (Epcot)
The old version of this ride was one of my favorites as a kid. I had a Figment stuffed animal and everything. The new one is absolutely terrible, and one of the attractions in Walt Disney World least likely to spark a child’s imagination. Maybe the original was terrible, too, and I just didn’t realize it at the time.
68) United States Pavilion (Epcot)
By far the most boring of the World Showcase pavilions. It could have been so much better. There’s not really much going on here. The quick service food is just standard fast food stuff, and the building itself is an uninspired Colonial-style place. Why go with a single building here? Wouldn’t it be more interesting to have a street scene like so many of the other pavilions? They could have gone with an old-timey Boston scene. I haven’t seen the animatronic show, The American Adventure, in a long time. I’ll make an effort to see it the next time I go and maybe my opinion will change.